kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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celestialsloth:

my favourite person

heatmor:

when i order 20 chicken nuggets at mcdonalds instead of the usual 6

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